1) The geek-slip: Pebbles, Bangalore
Moderately hot lady: Hmm, what was that place we went to the last time I was here? Was it X-Bar? Hmm no, maybe it was... no, I think it was X-Bar, yes.
Me: Why don't you just say you didn't go to X?
Lady: Huh, what?
Me: You know... X-Bar. With the dash on top? Never mind.
2) The wiseass foot-in-mouther: Amazon, Hyderabad
Vice President: Let's go out drinking some time. What would be a good crowd to take along?
Me: Oh, the only other drunkard is that guy
VP: Drunkard
3) The 'Self degradation is the best degradation' syndrome: this blog entry!
9 comments:
When did you come to Bangalore!
Is the moderately hot lady who I think she is ?
DRUNKARD :)) BWAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh waaiiit a minet .. did you say u were in blore :-O
We cudve met up for breakfast.. damn u
@sumit: Last weekend. Decided to come at 10:30pm Saturday.
@apps: Yes, she is who you think she is. And no, I had an early morning flight - breakfast could not have been a realistic option.
Hmm I guess you're right ..not realistic .. that would've just meant me waking up at 7 in the morning, hurrying to meet for breakfast and then realizing there's no time and landing up in office at 11.45 cold and hungry.
Haha, that's such a vivid imagination. We should write a book together sometime.
yeah its not entirely imaginative tho.. some *small* parts are picked up from real life incidents that have left a scar on me :|
First one...yes, it has to be you to make that statement! Man...I do miss your 'stupid' geeky jokes!
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